A Very Faithful Woman

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Submitted ByBattery
Corrected By teen_wiz
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An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"

Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"

Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for God to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "Praise the Lord! God, I need food!! I am having a hard time. Please, Lord, send me some groceries!!"

The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD!"

The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries; God didn't."

The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "Praise the Lord! He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!"

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Posted by mellew Jul 05, 2006

that was kewl!

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Posted by Math_freak Jul 06, 2006

Praise the Lord! We have a comedian among us!

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Posted by mydarklife Aug 06, 2006

wait is it true an actually funny religous joke!!!! loved it

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