The Parrot MkXXIII


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Joke ID#12278
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Submitted Byboodler
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A very lonely old lady buys a parrot from a pet store, complete with cage. Before the purchase, she is given a guarantee that the bird will talk. Ten days later, she returns to the store, very disappointed.
"The parrot doesn't talk."
"Did you buy a mirror?"
"No."
"Every parrot needs a mirror."
So she buys a mirror and installs it in the cage.
Another ten days, and she's back at the pet shop.
"The parrot still doesn't talk."
"Did you buy a ladder?"
"No."
"Every parrot needs a ladder."
So she buys a ladder and installs it in the cage.
Guess what? Ten days later, she's back in the shop.
"The parrot still doesn't talk!"
"Did you buy a swing?"
"No."
"Every parrot needs a swing."
So she buys a swing and installs it in the cage.
You know, don't you - ten days later, she's back in the shop, and she's mad!
The store owner says, "Well, does the parrot talk now?"
"No, he died."
"Oh, that's terrible. Did he not ever talk, then?"
"He talked, all right!"
"What did he say?"
"He said, 'Don't they sell any food down at that shop?'"




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Posted by schatzy228 Jun 30, 2006

VERY FUNNY

Comment score: 1  

Posted by MissSmartySkort Jun 30, 2006

hilarious!!!! :-) lol

Comment score: -1  

Posted by Battery Jul 01, 2006

I dont really understand the title

Comment score: 2  

Posted by boodler Jul 01, 2006

Battery - I didn't count them when I decided on the title, but there are, at the moment, 14 jokes with "parrot" in the title. I put 23 just as a little sub-joke. Sorry yoy took it so literally

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Battery Jul 01, 2006

Ok. I just thought there was something i didnt get

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