Not Much of a Man


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Joke ID#12226
Funny (3.39)
Rating (0.33)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted ByBattery
Corrected By Alexeagle
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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three members of a motorcycle gang walked in.

The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, and then took a seat at the counter.

The second walked up to the old man and spat into the old man's milk, and then he took a seat at the counter.

The third walked up to the old man and turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.

Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."




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Posted by girliepie Jun 26, 2006

Comment score: 3  

Posted by schatzy228 Jun 30, 2006

TOO BAD THEY WEREN'T ON THEIR BIKES AT THE TIME

Comment score: 7  

Posted by ntsoaky Jul 13, 2006

i love that old man!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Hahathatsfunny Jul 19, 2006

Haha, they totally deserved that one! That was mean of them to bully that poor old man.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by coolhndsme Aug 16, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 16, 2006

Heard it or one very similar; but man... It's funny everytime!!! That'll teach those oh so not cool awesome (yucky word) duds (I'm a dud-ette)(little play on words)(sic). We REALLY should learn to RESPECT our elders IF they deserve what is in my humble opinion...Respect. Pardona me all to heck, let me clear my throat, with all due respect and pardon me for breathing....I am afterall.. Only A Woman. Hear US ROAR!!!! Do you know that they are actually discussing whether we should put two (2) spaces after a sentence or just one (1)? Duh???

Comment score: 3  

Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 16, 2006

Oh yea... Since I can't rate it.. Only wocka knows why.. I, in my humble opinion, give you.. THE master that told this joke..... Or @ least took the time to type it and submit it... Remember.. Just my lowly woman's opinion... A +100+2+infinite+2 more than statzy or whatever the heck his UN is; can ever say. TA DA!!!!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 16, 2006

Wish I could find that dang smiley face with the spooked look on it's face. Love that face. Luv this joke and added it to my favs. right after I remembered my dang 'ol pw. Ta! P.S. My cookies have made it so I only get the stupid box instead of the face. Poop. Nlol

Comment score: 3  

Posted by joy2chipmunk Sep 24, 2006

battery does it again!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by RustyDQ Oct 14, 2006

That old man sure knows how to get even!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by bmonkey Dec 01, 2006

Id title this joke Sweet Revenge. i love dat ol' man

Comment score: 2  

Posted by dodos Dec 27, 2006

U go old man!!!!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by koolman14 Jan 24, 2007

hehehe thats so funny Go the old man hehehe

Comment score: 2  

Posted by phoenixoflife Mar 13, 2007

Good one. Sweet revenge

Comment score: -1  

Posted by LVninja May 02, 2007

Thats SillY

Comment score: 1  

Posted by shimmermaid May 06, 2007

Indeed...

Comment score: 2  

Posted by bobbin4apples Jul 30, 2007

that man can get revenge

Comment score: 3  

Posted by popesantaxiv Nov 19, 2007

WHOOOOT GO OLD MAN!!!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by piano_player Dec 29, 2007

Good for him!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by mashfreak4077 May 25, 2008

Fantastic. I always love sweet revenge! This is also quite funny too! HURRAY!!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by izzy1998 May 17, 2009

This is a duplicate

Comment score: 3  

Posted by rac76 Aug 29, 2009

A good joke.

Comment score: 0  

Posted by luna103 Apr 01, 2011

that. was. AWESOME!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by mj1321 Jun 24, 2011

Old men are the best!!! They are hilarious and awesome!!!

Comment score: -1  

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