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Joke ID#12187
Funny (3.06)
Rating (0.61)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bymumbo_jumbo
Corrected By boodler
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Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window.

If you can read this, my wife fell off! (Seen on the back of a biker's vest.)

If you can beat me, you can eat me! (Seen on a Corvette driven by a "drop-dead gorgeous blonde.")

Remember: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph.

GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

Boldly going nowhere.

Cat: The other white meat.

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

He's not dead, He's electro-encephalographically challenged

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets

If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now

WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition

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Posted by girliepie Jun 24, 2006

good! Going to the faves!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by coolhndsme Jul 25, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 3  

Posted by bballrox55 Jun 21, 2007

nice one jess

Comment score: 1  

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