The Contractors


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Three contractors are at a theme park to bid for a job repairing fences – one is from New York, one from Texas and the third from Florida.
First to bid is the Florida contractor. He measures up and says, "Well, I reckon we'll do the job for $900. That's $400 for materials, $400 for the men, and $100 for me."
Next is the Texan, who measures up and says, "I'll do the job for $700, that's $300 for materials, $300 for my men, and $100 for me."
The man from New York doesn't even stand up. He says, "$2700."
The park owner, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure the job! How did you arrive at that price?"
"Easy," says the New Yorker. "$1000 for you, $1000 for me, and we hire the Texan."




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Posted by coolhndsme Aug 15, 2006

very funny

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Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 15, 2006

Well, Ya'll, I reckon that's one funny joke! +100+2

Comment score: 3  

Posted by mellew Aug 15, 2006

clever

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Posted by benjam Aug 24, 2006

I dont get it...

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