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Arachnoleptic Fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.




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Posted by girliepie Jun 24, 2006

Comment score: 3  

Posted by speedywheels Jun 24, 2006

By now, I'm guessing you and Battery don't get along. Am I right, hubluza?

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Posted by girliepie Jun 24, 2006

no, they just supposedly "ended the war".

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