The Perils of Growing Older

Joke ID#12102
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Rating (0.65)
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Submitted ByBattery
Corrected By boodler
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One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget."

So they awakened the old man and asked him to tell a story.

"Well, I remember back in 1944, we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest my feet. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep.

"I don't know how long I was asleep when I suddently was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest darned lion I'd ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this:


"I tell you, I just soiled myself!"

The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don't blame you, I would have soiled myself too if a lion jumped out at me."

The old man shook his head and said, "No, no, not back then - I soiled myself just now, when I said, 'RRROOAAARRR!' Could one of you help me out please?"

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Posted by hubluza Jun 22, 2006

funny but gave it a 0 due to author

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Posted by timmycool Jun 22, 2006

yeah,well hubluza, if wocka had an annual vote on who should bew exiled from wocka.. then evryone knows that it would have to be you oh BTW battery, great joke!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by girliepie Jun 22, 2006

I agree w/Tim! Gooooood joke!

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Posted by kittyloverhan22 Jun 23, 2006

Get off hub!Grrrrr.

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Posted by ntsoaky Sep 01, 2006

Brilliant. 4 smileys 4 the author.

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Posted by Alexeagle Feb 07, 2008

hubluza sucks. battery rocks

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