They AREN'T Twins?!


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Joke ID#12083
Funny (2.92)
Rating (1.31)
CategoryPuns  
Submitted Bycrazycriely
Corrected By boodler
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A very mean, nasty, unattractive woman enters the Wal-Mart store with her two kids. The Wal-Mart greeter says hello to the kids and then hello to the lady who just grunts at the greeter in return. The greeter asks the lady, "Great kids! Are they twins?"
"No," replies the lady, "one is 9 the other is 7. Do they look like twins?"
"No," the greeter says, "I just couldn't believe you could get laid twice."




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Posted by Battery Jun 20, 2006

Hahahaha! Never heard that b4

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Posted by schatzy228 Jun 20, 2006

very funny, but belongs in insults category

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Posted by DanceSp5 Jun 20, 2006

I agree with schatzy228, It belongs in the insult catagory. But its still really funny!

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