Joke ID#12080
Funny (2.18)
Rating (0.83)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bytimmycool
Corrected By boodler
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A taxi driver, driving a Mercedes-Benz, picked up a rather simple looking fellow at the airport one day.

When the gentleman got in and they started on their way he enquired what the three pinned emblem on the front was for. The driver replied, "Why, it's for lining it up at people so you can run them down."

"Ah, I see," said the man.

With this the taxi driver starts heading straight for an elderly woman but at the last second swerves away. He hears a loud bang, he looks curiously over at the passenger who is hanging out of the car with the door wide open: "I thought you were going to miss there for a minute!"

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Posted by taran083 Jul 13, 2006


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