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Joke ID#12062
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CategoryReligious  
Submitted Byhubluza
Corrected By boodler
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This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas,
but there are more Catholic churches than casinos there.

Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to sort the offerings.

The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Fransiscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in. This is done by the chip monks.



You didn't even see it coming, did you?




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Posted by marigold Jun 18, 2006

What?????

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Posted by hubluza Jun 18, 2006

chipmunks get it?

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Posted by Battery Jun 19, 2006

thats too offensive to chipmunks

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Posted by hubluza Jun 19, 2006

shut up Battery it s a joke

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Posted by Battery Jun 20, 2006

well all my jokes are apparently offensive

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Posted by hubluza Jun 20, 2006

no they aint

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Posted by Battery Jun 22, 2006

a) why do you say they all are offensive then and b) we all know u and newff are the same guy. so stop doing these stupid things

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Posted by hubluza Jun 22, 2006

then people shold stop saying im not newf

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Posted by girliepie Jun 22, 2006

Man you got a split personality!

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Posted by ferretlover1991 Jun 23, 2006

lol Good joke

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Posted by hubluza Jun 23, 2006

what do you mean girliepie?

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Posted by girliepie Jun 23, 2006

why do you have two accounts and why do you talk to yourself w/them?

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Posted by hubluza Jun 23, 2006

to get back at enimies

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Posted by MissSmartySkort Jun 27, 2006

i'm sorry to say but these comments are funnier than this joke! lmao :-)

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Posted by crazy2010 Jul 09, 2006

wow. this should be copied down & made into a flippin joke. lol

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Posted by hubluza Jul 09, 2006

i will

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Posted by spice_2 Aug 15, 2006

Haha, that's awesome

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Posted by brettyfxu Aug 05, 2008

cheapartist

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Posted by evil996 Nov 20, 2009

stupidity is abundant here...

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