Yo Momma So Old


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Joke ID#12050
Funny (1.29)
Rating (0.51)
CategoryYo Momma  
Submitted Byhubluza
Corrected By Celanba
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Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.




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Posted by boodler Jun 17, 2006

even duplicating jokes in the same joke!

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