Nickel Johnny
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There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him.
They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel (5 cents) and a dime (10 cents) and John would always take the nickel - they said, because it was bigger.
One day after John grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and said, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"
Slowly, Johnny turned toward the store owner and a big grin appeared on his face and Johnny said, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I have saved $20!"
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Posted by Monique114
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Dec 17, 2003 |
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Great joke!!   |
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Posted by annie9698
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Feb 25, 2005 |
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love it. good for johnny!  |
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Posted by ac3p1l07
 
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Jul 09, 2005 |
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Saw it coming. But still ROFLMAO |
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Posted by shimmermaid
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Aug 28, 2005 |
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Haha! Cute job! Johnny was smarter than they thought!  |
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Posted by orange_syrup
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Sep 20, 2005 |
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LOL |
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Posted by SexyChic
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Sep 22, 2005 |
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Great joke!!
Smart Johnny. Serves them right. |
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Posted by linkofhyrule
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Apr 28, 2006 |
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Yeah! Go Johnny!
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Posted by undercover_joker
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May 06, 2006 |
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sounds like me! |
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Posted by undercover_joker
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May 06, 2006 |
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except i am not a boy and do not get teased |
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Posted by timmycool
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May 23, 2006 |
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hilarious |
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Posted by Shastaki
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Jun 16, 2006 |
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Ha ha ha! Awesome! |
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Posted by ouchy1
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Jun 27, 2006 |
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Smarter than he looks! |
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Posted by mydarklife
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Aug 10, 2006 |
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lol i thhought theyd trade him but then i re read it i loved it!!!!! |
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Posted by coolhndsme
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Sep 20, 2006 |
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very frunny good one |
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Posted by coolhndsme
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Sep 20, 2006 |
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very frunny good one |
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Posted by rrn0rrnrrnY
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Sep 20, 2006 |
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Keep up the good work. Clean and funny! |
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Posted by carissker9
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Nov 29, 2006 |
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YUR JOKES JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER!!!!!!
Do you wanna be one of my buddies? |
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Posted by Fathead
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Sep 08, 2007 |
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Nice! That reminds me of this one "smart blonde" joke I've heard of before. |
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Posted by then00b12
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Apr 03, 2008 |
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Wow he must have 4000 nickels to go with the one has already got. Great JOke |
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Posted by piano_player
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May 12, 2008 |
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clever kid! |
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Posted by j_mon
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Sep 17, 2009 |
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Smart kid! |
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Posted by anjo29
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Oct 14, 2011 |
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Like another braingle teaser.
hehe |
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