Yo Momma So Stupid


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Joke ID#11990
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Rating (1.26)
CategoryYo Momma  
Submitted Byhubluza
Corrected By Celanba
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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.




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Posted by 5600113 Jun 14, 2006

Again long yo mama's.!!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by ndnumber1fan Jun 16, 2006

only one thing wrong i heard the 60 min. one in there alot and some other ones to! other than that nice ones

Comment score: 1  

Posted by mellew Jun 17, 2006

yea u said it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes twice. and next time u have long jokes split them up it will give u more credit and it will give u more points

Comment score: 1  

Posted by hubluza Jun 17, 2006

yeah but you can only submit 10 per day

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Posted by hubluza Jun 19, 2006

yo momma so stupid she accepted you

Comment score: 1  

Posted by jokester13 Jul 09, 2006

that's harsh. there are a lot of duplicates in here. even in itself. I've seen almost all these on this site already.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by hubluza Jul 09, 2006

ur pointyness

Comment score: 1  

Posted by scouttrooper Jul 31, 2006

the person who reports the dupes will get points.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Alexeagle May 01, 2007

Too long

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Jokester Jun 08, 2008

u so dumb that yo momma's smarter than you!

Comment score: 0  

Posted by evil996 Nov 19, 2009

those were a bunch o crap, craped again and again here and there.

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