A List of Things You Probably Haven't Thought About!

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Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about;

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

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Posted by timmycool Jun 13, 2006

hey guys, what do you think?!

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Posted by bibidybobidyboo Jun 13, 2006

very funny i had thought about some of them before.

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Posted by timmycool Jun 13, 2006

did you vote it ?

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Posted by speedywheels Jun 13, 2006

True, very true. Funny.

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Posted by teen_wiz Jun 13, 2006

A couple are dupes, but the others... wow! I was laughing for a long time, especially after the Alphabet/Twinkle Twinkle Little Star one (and after singing both )!! Good one!!!

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Posted by timmycool Jun 14, 2006


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Posted by mellew Jun 17, 2006

why did u just try to lick your elbow? lol

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Posted by oksana Jun 20, 2006

it easy to lck your elbow and great jokes

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Posted by schatzy228 Jun 20, 2006

yes, a couple dupes, but some real winners too by the way, try licking your eyebrows

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Posted by girliepie Jun 22, 2006

I really liked it Tim!

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Posted by crazy2010 Jul 01, 2006

they do hav the same tune!

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Posted by salem33466 Jul 04, 2006

LOVED the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle because I sang them!!!!!

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Posted by Battery Jul 11, 2006

Baa baa black sheep also has the same tune as the other two

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Posted by Shastaki Aug 31, 2006

A couple I can answer, but most are good!

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Posted by Alexeagle Feb 18, 2008

the tall building one is the best

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Posted by enderofgames Jun 15, 2008

It's considered an assassination if you were killed by an assassin. No matter how important you are.

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