Mouse Balls


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Joke ID#11813
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Submitted Byqwart
Corrected By Celanba
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This apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness.

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor.


"Mouse Balls"

Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).

Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse can be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.




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Posted by qwart Jun 05, 2006

btw this joke is about computer mice...

Comment score: 3  

Posted by girliepie Jun 05, 2006

WoW! That's weird that they didn't think of what it would sound like to other people before sending it out!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Question_Sleep Jun 10, 2006

That's rich!!! XD

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Posted by kittyloverhan22 Jun 22, 2006

ROTFL!!! Full smiley.

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Posted by benjam Aug 20, 2006

Waste of time... Funny though.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by juwaidah1990 Oct 24, 2006

I read this joke a month ago and I was rolling on the floor laughing (in my class) and today I saw something like this joke in the puns section, it is called MYASS and all the people liked it but it wasn't as good as this one that's why I told them about this joke

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