Adopted By the Yankees

Joke ID#11808
Funny (2.68)
Rating (0.63)
Submitted ByMissSmartySkort
Corrected By boodler
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A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn't decide who he should grant full custody to. So he asks the little boy, "Would you like to live with your mother?"

"No," said the boy.

"Why not?" said the judge.

"Because she beats me."

The judge says, "Okay, then you'll go live with your father."

"Oh, no," cried the boy, "he beats me too."

Dumbfounded, the judge asks "Okay, who do you want to live with?"

"I want to live with the New York Yankees."

"Why?" asks the judge.

"They don't beat anybody."

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Posted by girliepie Jun 05, 2006

pretty good! (The NY Yankees are the most famous baseball team in the world!)

Comment score: 2  

Posted by DanceSp5 Jun 14, 2006

totally fuuny.... but thank goodness your a red sox fan!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by jokester13 Jul 07, 2006

I absolutelly love that joke!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by wagner_cmw Jul 08, 2006

great joke the first time i heard it it was about the chicgo cubs still funnie thought good job

Comment score: 2  

Posted by timmycool Jul 24, 2006

thats brilliant!

Comment score: 1  

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