Rules For Being a Superhero

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Submitted ByBattery
Corrected By boodler
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Don't call yourself by your real name: e.g., The Incredible Jenny Pinchuck, The Amazing Stevie Foster.

Don't call yourself by someone else's real name: e.g., Super Teddy Kennedy, Captain Dean Martin.

Choose a name that suggests power, heroism and prowess: e.g., Captain Power, Thunderman, Mr. Invincible, Justiceman.

Don't be too modest: e.g., Mr. Pretty Good, Captain So-so, Fairly Incredibleman, Captain Invincible on a good day.

But don't labor the point: e.g., Mr. So-Powerful-Don't-Even-Think-About-It-Buddy.

Don't choose a name detrimental to your crime fighting image: e.g.,Captain Spongecake, Mr. Silly, Yellow Streak, Purple Slippers, Captain Sweetiepie.

Don't choose the name of an existing Superhero unless you have lots of money and enjoy fighting litigation instead of supervillains.

It's no use calling yourself Captain Invincible if your only power is control over Hostess Twinkies and you suffer from a congenital hole-in-the-heart condition. It's just asking for trouble.

Don't call yourself the Invisible Boy if you're not.

Don't call yourself the Invisible Boy if you're a girl.

Don't give away important information in your name, e.g. The Glass Jaw, Captain Vulnerable To Strontium 90.

Don't call yourself The Green Avenger if you wear an orange costume. You'll confuse people.

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Posted by marigold Jun 05, 2006

That's really funny!

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Posted by girliepie Jun 05, 2006

Really super crazy funny!

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Posted by Battery Jun 05, 2006


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Posted by girliepie Jun 05, 2006

Battery, thank you for putting me as your buddy! You are too coooool! Ha, Ha! C U BUDDY!

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Posted by timmycool Jun 06, 2006

i like it!

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Posted by mellew Jun 15, 2006

luv it

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Posted by speedywheels Jun 18, 2006


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Posted by kittyloverhan22 Jun 23, 2006

I like! Why is it that every joke by battery is funny!?

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Posted by girliepie Jun 24, 2006

He's just like that!

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Posted by brettyfxu Oct 08, 2008

kinda funny. I've seen much beter by you battery!!

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