Programmer and a Princess

Joke ID#118
Funny (3.13)
Rating (0.52)
Submitted Bysomething
Corrected By marigold
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A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want." Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The programmer said, "Look, I'm a programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend -- but a talking frog, now that's cool."

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Posted by ac3p1l07 Jun 20, 2005

That is something I would do.

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Posted by honey_11 Jan 18, 2006

eh..its okay lol it had me going though!

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Posted by shimmermaid Jan 18, 2006


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Posted by BBKatsu Nov 30, 2007

That guy's mind is kind of working wrong...

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Posted by popesantaxiv Dec 08, 2007


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