A Few One Liners


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Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.

What do you call a bright, sunny day that comes after two cold, cloudy days? Monday.

A snake slithers into a bar. The barman says, "I can't serve you, you obviously can't hold your drink."

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside.

Two parrots on a perch. One says, "Do you smell fish?"

An eel slithers into a bar. The barman says, "I can't serve you, you're legless."




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Posted by girliepie Jun 05, 2006

YAWN

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Posted by dragonc1aw Jun 07, 2006

I really like the pidgeon one.

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