Potatoes


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Joke ID#11780
Funny (2.56)
Rating (0.61)
CategoryBlond  
Submitted Bygirliepie
Corrected By boodler
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There were three women that had just escaped from jail, one was a brunette, one was a red-head, and one was a blonde. They were running through the woods and the police and their dogs were chasing after them. The women ran into three empty potato sacks. They decided to hide.

A policeman found the sacks and decided to give the first one a kick. It meowed. "Aww, it's a sack full of kittens," he said. He kicked the second bag and it barked. "Aww, it's a sack full of puppies," he said. He kicked the third one and it didn't do anything. He kicked it again and it didn't do anything. He was about to kick it again when the blonde popped out of it and said, "I can't act like potatoes if you keep kicking me, duh!"




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Posted by girliepie Jun 04, 2006

How is it?

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Posted by timmycool Jun 05, 2006

i like it! its definitely going to my favs!

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Posted by girliepie Jun 05, 2006

Thank you Timmycool!

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Posted by cats_or_dogs Jun 05, 2006

that was funny. it's in my faves right now!! p.s. how come there's neither a name nor a joke about black-haired people (aka me)

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Posted by girliepie Jun 05, 2006

I don't know... Maybe I can think of one sometime, K! Thank you for adding it to your faves! I'll visit your page and pick one to put in mine, K!

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Posted by mumpo Jun 08, 2006

great joke girliepie funny, it cheered me up greatly!

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Posted by oksana Jun 12, 2006

im just kidding so you know

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Posted by 5600113 Jun 14, 2006

VeRY VeRY cool

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Posted by girliepie Jun 29, 2006

Yeah, I saw it, but my joke and her joke are very different.

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Posted by salem33466 Aug 22, 2006

i wrote that one!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by girliepie Aug 23, 2006

sorry!

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