College Rules

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Submitted Bydsquared
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It was the first day of college, and time for the usual 'authoritative declaration of the not to be broken rules'. The principal, in typical intimidating fashion, addressed the students:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students. The male dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all the female students". The principal, sensing he was on a roll, stood tall and powerful as he covered the punishments for breaking the rules. "Be wary, anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20. It doesn't stop there though, anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"

"How much for a season pass?"

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Posted by ballerina2293 Aug 15, 2005

simply hilarious!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by sunnyday311 Dec 21, 2005

I don't think I get it...

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Posted by Shastaki Aug 24, 2006

Someone wanted to know how much they would have to be able to get in the dorm for the entire "season". It's like how some movie theaters have passes you can buy to get into any movie for the summer, or whatever.

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