Pied Piper 2.0?

Joke ID#11704
Funny (2.33)
Rating (0.76)
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Submitted Byphynyxs
Corrected By boodler
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A man walked into a curio shop in Galveston Texas. Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very life-like, life-size bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it looked so striking that he decided he must have it. He took it to the owner and asked, "How much is the bronze rat?"
"Twelve dollars for the rat; a hundred dollars if you bring it back," said the owner.
The man gave the shop owner twelve dollars. "I'll take the rat - and I won't be bringing it back."
As he walked down the street carrying the bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of alleys and sewers, and began following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting, so he began to walk a little bit faster. Within a couple of blocks, the group of rats behind him grew to over a hundred, and they began squealing.
He started to trot towards the harbor. He took a nervous look around and saw that the rats numbered in the thousands, maybe in the millions, and they were all squealing and coming towards him faster and faster. Terrified, he ran to the edge of the water and threw the bronze rat as far out into the harbor as he could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the water after it, and were drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop. "Aha," said the owner, "You're bringing it back!"
"Actually, no," said the man. "I came back to see how much you want for that little bronze bass player over there!"

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Posted by teen_wiz Jun 02, 2006

I don't get it. Can someone help me?

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Posted by phynyxs Jun 02, 2006

How can you not get this joke?!?!?!? He has a statue of a rat and it causes all the rats to follow it. He throws it in the ocean and they all jump in and drown. He goes back and buys a statue of a bass (guitar) player because he wants to do the same to all bass players. Just think for a moment before posting a comment.

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Posted by teen_wiz Jun 02, 2006

Whoa, don't get so upset. I just thought there was some sort of deeper meaning. Sheesh.

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Posted by 5600113 Jun 14, 2006

acctually,don't like long jokes,but this one made me laugh on the floor.

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Posted by Celanba Jun 20, 2006

At first I thought you meant bass as in the fish. I think that would have been funnier.

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Posted by hubluza Jun 20, 2006


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Posted by ntsoaky Dec 08, 2006

Yeah, coz now after the harsh xplanation, its so lame.

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