The Eggs

Joke ID#11701
Funny (1.42)
Rating (1.13)
CategoryOne Liners  
Submitted Byboodler
Corrected By Battery
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Two eggs were in a pan of boiling water.

One egg says, "Phew, it's hot in here!"

The other egg replies, "Wait till we get out of here, they smash your head in!"

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Posted by 5600113 Jun 14, 2006

Yess!!!!You made it very funny!

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Posted by evil996 Nov 16, 2009

that was a PJ

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