Polite Ways of Putting it

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Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By boodler
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Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to day.
1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
3. A room temperature IQ.
4. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
5. A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.
6. A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
7. Bright as Alaska in December.
8. During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.
9. Fell out of the family tree.
10. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
11. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
12. He's so dense, light bends around him.
13. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
14. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
15. It's hard to believe that he beat 100,000 other sperm.
16. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
17. Takes him a hour-and-a-half to watch "60 Minutes".
18. One burger short of a happy meal.

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Posted by Animeladd May 02, 2005

Haha ^_~

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Posted by monkey_balls May 26, 2005

i got another one "not the brightest crayon in the box"

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Posted by Summerchick158 Jun 11, 2005

I hear that one all over but I still like to laugh at it

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 27, 2005

here's one: "more confused than mike tyson at a spelling bee" lol, i like these!

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Posted by seandidy Sep 28, 2005

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Posted by seraphim Dec 03, 2005

How about: His hamster fell of the wheel Loved all of these

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Posted by 2sandwoman Dec 03, 2005

To the favs!

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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 04, 2005

wonderful collection of polite insults,,,goes into my favs too

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Posted by buttons Jan 03, 2006

How bout " a few cents short of a dollar" !

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Posted by celanba Feb 18, 2006

I have one, too: Has a photographic memory with no film

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Posted by speedywheels Apr 14, 2006

Here's one. uhhhh... never mind, I got nothing. Those were cool, though.

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Posted by ltblupngn Sep 22, 2008

my fave is #18

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