Anything But Cheerios

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A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The 7-year-old is explaining that it is high time that the two of them begin swearing. When his little brother responds enthusiastically, the 7-year old says, ''When we go downstairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say 'hell' and you say 'ass'.''

The 4-year-old happily agrees.
As the two boys are seating themselves at the breakfast table, their mother walks in and asks her older son what he would like to eat for breakfast. The 7-year-old replies, ''Aw hell, Mom, I'll just have some Cheerios."

The surprised mother reacts quickly and whacks him one. The boy runs upstairs, bawling and rubbing his behind. With a sterner note in her voice, the mother then asks the younger son, ''And what would YOU like for breakfast?''

''I don't know,'' the 4-year-old blubbers, ''but you can bet your ASS it's not gonna be Cheerios!''

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Posted by slim May 28, 2003

LOL...Too Funny

Comment score: 4  

Posted by dsquared May 28, 2003

This is pure genius, I love it.

Comment score: 7  

Posted by tissue Jan 15, 2004

Lol, that's good.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by undercover_joker Nov 21, 2006

hey, i wonder what happened to the 4 year old great joke though

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