Technical Support

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Submitted Byteen_wiz
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THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!! My cousin works as a technical support receptionist at a computer company. This is an actual conversation he had one day:

"Hi, I'm having trouble with my computer. It's not working!"

"Well, I'll do my best to help you."
*gets technical information for computer from caller*

"OK, can you press 'Control', then hold down 'Alt' and, then 'Delete'?"

"Hey, it's in French!"

"What is?"

"The keyboard?"

"*sigh* Well, can you press..."

"Oh, darn, I just noticed, the power's off!"

"Well, can you turn it on, please?"


"Press the power button."

"Where is it?"

"It's normally a big button on the actual computer, not the monitor."

"Like the lizard?"

"Pardon me?"

"Oh, OK, I got it."

"OK, now press 'Control' and then 'I'..."

" 'I' as in Isabel or 'I' as in Irene?"

And so on and so on..... :) Customers can be so...difficult...

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Posted by yojoe May 28, 2006

if you would have kept going it would have been more funny

Comment score: 3  

Posted by mellew Jun 15, 2006

yeah it really would have~if u didn't feel like typing u should have made him do it lol

Comment score: -1  

Posted by crazy2010 Jul 13, 2006

im having a blonde day & im sure that has somethin 2 do w/ it, so could some1 explain please?

Comment score: 0  

Posted by scouttrooper Jul 20, 2006

I as in isabel or I as in irene. Short I, or long I? Doesn't matter.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by benjam Aug 20, 2006


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