Tomatoes


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Joke ID#11628
Funny (3.16)
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CategoryChildren  
Submitted ByBattery
Corrected By DennysGirl
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A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden. "I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato," said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine.

"No," said the farmer, "I get a dime for a tomato like that one."

The small boy pointed to a smaller green one, "Will you take two pennies for that one?"

"Yes," replied the farmer, "I'll give you that one for two cents."

"OK," said the lad, sealing the deal by putting the coins in the farmer's hand, "I'll pick it up in about a week."




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Posted by orange_syrup May 26, 2006

cute

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Posted by teen_wiz May 26, 2006

Ha ha...smart kid.

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Posted by timmycool Jun 05, 2006

nice one!

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Posted by girliepie Jun 05, 2006

sly as a fox!

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Posted by undercover_joker Jun 26, 2006

We need more smart guys like that in the world. no offense guys

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Posted by scout_zero Dec 17, 2006

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Posted by maddiekate Jul 09, 2007

what a smart kid. lol

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Posted by JQPublic Dec 26, 2011

The farmer could have just stored it in the fridge until the boy picked it up...

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