Chinese Immigrant Gets in a Spot of Bother!


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Joke ID#11600
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Submitted Bytimmycool
Corrected By boodler
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There was once a Chinese immigrant who came to England; he didn't know English, so he decided to learn some words by walking around the city of Nottsbourough. He walks into a nursery and all of the babies are shouting, "Me, me!" So he learns the word "Me". He then walks into a restaurant and a boy screams, "Knives and forks!" He learns those two words as well. Finally, he walks into a video shop and he sees the television playing, "Dunununununununununununu, BATMAN!" He then learns that as well.

Suddenly there is big commotion outside, and a policeman shouts, "Who killed this man?" (there was a dead man lying on the floor.) The Chinese man walks out of the shop and shouts, "Me!" The policeman asks, "What did you kill him with, then?" The Chinese man shouts, "Knives and forks". Then the policeman shouts in despair at him, "Who the bloody hell do you think you are?!" The Chinese man goes "Dunununununununununununu, BATMAN!" The policeman faints.




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Posted by honey_11 May 26, 2006

haha love it

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Posted by timmycool Jun 05, 2006

thanks

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Posted by girliepie Jun 05, 2006

On the version that I heard, there is a Plug-In air freshener commercial on the T.V. when he walks out. It is saying 'Plug-it in, Plug-it in. After the guy told the cop that he killed the man, they took him to jail and put him in the electric chair. The cop asked him if he had any last words, and he said, "Plug-it in , Plug-it in" Your version is good though!

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Posted by timmycool Jun 06, 2006

thanks, urs is good 2!

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Posted by timmycool Jun 07, 2006

no problems!

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Posted by oksana Jun 17, 2006

GREAT JOKE ITS OFF TO MY FAVS!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by timmycool Jun 19, 2006

thanx!!!

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Posted by mumpo Jul 11, 2006

tim is an eskimo

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Posted by mumpo Jul 11, 2006

timycoolio is an eskimo

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Posted by timmycool Jul 11, 2006

Kyle (mumpo) is also a polar bear living in an eskimos house

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Posted by mumpo Jul 11, 2006

sankyou timmycoolionomoshow

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Posted by scatteam_2 Apr 28, 2007

why does everyone hate timmycool

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