Ten Times


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Joke ID#1158
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Submitted Bydsquared
Corrected By Fathead
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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"

With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

One, you have a dirty mind,
Two, you didn't read your homework, and
Three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."




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Posted by dsquared May 27, 2003

I have to apologise, the voices in my head made me do it... Hehehe.

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Posted by Gizzer May 28, 2003

Then keep listening to those voices - this is hilarious!

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Posted by datra16 May 28, 2003

D!! mr rogers truly died didnt he? i'm shocked. it was hilarious though

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Posted by dsquared May 28, 2003

Come on Daisy, you know Mr Rogers is always here.. he just has a sense of humour ;P

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Posted by hilo Jul 14, 2003

I wish my voices were as funny as yours, mine just tell me to buy things... sigh...

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Posted by dsquared Jul 15, 2003

Heh heh heh, but have you ever looked at the things your voices are telling you to buy and then compared them with your bank balance?... Isn't that a joke? ;P

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Posted by Monique114 Jan 10, 2004

Lol, great joke, keep listening to those voices!

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Posted by Misty Dec 17, 2004

Wow! I luv this joke!

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Posted by speedywheels Jul 16, 2005

SICKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by SamanthaGold Jul 25, 2005

I don't get it. could someone explain it?

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Posted by dsquared Jul 25, 2005

Hmmm... errrrr..... aaaa.... how to put it. I guess all I will say is that Mary was thinking of a different body part, one that only one gender has.

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Posted by phoenixoflife Oct 24, 2006

good one

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Posted by Hugme12 Feb 29, 2008

ROFLMAO she really will be dissapointed

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