Count Them Yourself!


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Joke ID#11553
Funny (3.16)
Rating (0.55)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByBattery
Corrected By boodler
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In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her piece.

When she was done, one of the old farmers stood up and said, "What does she know about anything? I would like to ask her if she knows how many toes a pig has?"

Quick as a flash, the woman replied, "Take off your boots sir, and count them yourself!"




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Posted by honey_11 May 25, 2006

love it

Comment score: 3  

Posted by timmycool Jun 05, 2006

great!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by girliepie Jun 05, 2006

I like it alot!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Battery Jun 19, 2006

I am a man! Most people just dont care if a joke is offensive or not! Thanks for all your comments though guys!

Comment score: 0  

Posted by coolhndsme Jun 21, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Shastaki Jun 22, 2006

Actually, it's not really that funny. Okay, but there are better ones.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by joy2chipmunk Oct 01, 2006

It's used ,but it's still funny!

Comment score: 1  

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