5 Ways of Knowing You're A Mexican (1)

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You know you're a Mexican when...

1. Someone related to you has their name tattooed anywhere on their body.

2. Your family goes to the flea market in their Sunday's best.

3. Your birthday doesn't have cake, candy, and Coca-Cola but has fajitas, chicken, and tequila.

4. When you've seen your uncle wearing your "new" clothes.

5. Your favorite music is not rap, rock, pop, or oldies, but instead, Tejano.

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Posted by speedywheels May 30, 2006

Come on, people. leave some comments! How can I find out what you want if no one is leaving suggestions???

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Posted by girliepie Jun 06, 2006

I always leave comments because i want people to comment on my jokes! I like your joke!

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Posted by MissSmartySkort Jun 19, 2006

I've seen better jokes from you speedywheels.

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Posted by speedywheels Jun 20, 2006

Yeah, true. I'll try better next time.

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Posted by flamehead Oct 25, 2006

I ditto that MissSmartySkort.

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