The Rare Hedgehog

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Submitted Byboodler
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Tommy the Hedgehog was one of a rare sub-division which suffered a small but significant genetic defect.

This defect manifested itself in a malformed penis, which divided into four branches; though a little unusual, it was a good way to meet a lot of intrigued girl hedgehogs, so Tommy was a rather proud of this abnormality.

One peculiarity of his family was the way that he slept; curled up in a ball, lying on his back, and it was while taking a nap one day that he felt a terrible pain in the genital region.

He jumped up to see his penis disappear down the throat of a large cat.

"What the HELL are you playing at?" shouted Tommy; "I'm awfully sorry," replied the cat, "it's just that I'm a four-point tool eater jaguar."

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