10 Ways to Freak Out People at School

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Submitted Byspeedywheels
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Note: Most of these will only work in middle or high school.

1. When the bell rings, run out the classroom and when the hall is crowded, yell "MARCO!" See who answers.

2. If you're in biology doing a lab, drop some water into a beaker and then duck under your desk screaming "IT'S GONNA BLOW!" When everyone stares, just say "Oh, my mistake."

3. Run to your next class randomly pointing at different people. At the top of your lungs, scream "WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME? LEAVE ME ALONE!"

4. Randomly bust a dance move every now and then.

5. Write notes to classmates saying, "I need you for a top secret mission. Write back accepting or declining my request. This message will explode in ten seconds."

6. Call someone that doesn't know you and strike a conversation. Twitch occasionally while talking.(normally only works in face to face conversations)

7. Walk casually down the hall with people around, and pretend like someone is beating you up. Crash into the wall, trip your self, and if you haven't done it yet, now would also be a good time to follow #3. (Extra points if you suddenly start crying)

8. Follow someone around and wait for him to pass some big guy. Bump into the big guy and say it was the guy you are following.

9. Sneak some red dye into school and walk into the bathroom. Come out wearing it on your clothes and face. When people notice you, say, "I can't believe it. He was too strong! There was no escape!"

10. Go around telling people that you are so proud of your B average.

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Posted by reptilegirl May 13, 2006

I am so goin to do that at my school!

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Posted by actsingdance247 May 14, 2006

i will so do that to! that rocked

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Posted by girliepie Jun 05, 2006

I do #4 ALL THE TIME! Thanks for the laugh! FULL SMILEY! BTW, I saw that you put me as one of your buddies,thanks! I put you as my buddy too, K! C U l8er my buddy pal gangster cupcake snoopdog umpa-lumpa pal! (I wrote that in all my friends yearbooks!)

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Posted by timmycool Jun 15, 2006

ha! thats funny! oh yeah, thanx for listing me as your buddy!

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Posted by MissSmartySkort Jun 19, 2006

soooo funnny....laughing uncontollably....can't breath....lol keep the good jokes coming

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Posted by scout_zero Aug 14, 2006

While you're in college, do #2 in a crowded hallway and see who looks at you funny.

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