The Lord Giveth . . .

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The old Lord of the Manor was finally on his death-bed, and had called his servants to his bed-side.

To his butler, he said, "Jeeves, you have been with me now for nearly 40 years, and for your loyal service I shall leave you Ashley Hall, with its 74 rooms, and a 100% pension." "Thank you, your lordship," said Jeeves.

Turning to the house-keeper, "Jurby, you have been in my employ for 25 years, and for your excellent running of the house, I leave you Grantley Hall with its 42 rooms, and a 75% pension." "Thank you, your lordship," said Jurby.

Finally, he turned to the chauffeur, "Parker, you have been with me now for 6 months, and in that time you have crashed my 1912 Rolls Royce, blown up the engine in the Le Mans-winning 1928 Bentley, and got the maid pregnant. I'm leaving you bugger all."

"Thank you, your lordship; and how many rooms does that have?"

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Posted by bmetallaoui May 13, 2006


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Posted by ntsoaky Nov 17, 2006

2 the big blonde, bugger all meant 'Bugger Hall'! Da poor old fool thot he was being given a mansion or something.

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