Fun Things To Do

Joke ID#11447
Funny (2.82)
Rating (0.75)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bybeecool
Corrected By Celanba
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1. Walk to your neighbor's house and ask in your best British accent, "May I borrow a cup of pants?"

2. Go over to a friend's house, take off your shirt, put on one of theirs and leave.

3. When a telemarketer calls, say, "Welcome to Hell! Satan speaking, how may we reap your soul today?"

4. Randomly say quotes from the movie Anchorman out of context.

5. Wake up really early. Sneak into your neighbor's house, get the newspaper, brew up some coffee, make breakfast, and wait for him to see you. Then scream and promptly exclaim, "What are you doing in my house?!?!?!"

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Posted by bballrox55 Apr 07, 2007

haha thats funny i like the second one hahaa

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Bastet Apr 09, 2007

The third one deserved a four (actually a five ), but the rest were just 2s. They weren't stupid, just "eh, whatever."

Comment score: -1  

Posted by animaru2413 Apr 09, 2007

not seeing the title i wondered how this was a joke but after seeing it i thought they were pretty funny

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