Cat & Dog


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Joke ID#11423
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Submitted Byboodler
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How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

Pour petrol on him and set him on fire, and he'll go "WOOF"!




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Posted by undercover_joker May 07, 2006

o.k, thats really,really mean and actually if you did that a cat still could not say "woof" because how their mouth is shaped. And this really really sucked

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Posted by boodler May 08, 2006

What sound do you hear when you set petrol on fire? WOOF!

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