Flying


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Joke ID#11369
Funny (2.96)
Rating (0.64)
CategoryBlond  
Submitted Byreptilegirl
Corrected By boodler
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Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry, we can fly just fine on two engines."
An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry, we still have one engine left."
A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"




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Posted by schatzy228 May 02, 2006

that was funny

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Posted by undercover_joker May 03, 2006

tsk tsk tsk, stupid blond

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Posted by Sassy_101 May 28, 2006

I loved It !!

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Posted by DanceSp5 Jun 04, 2006

OMG totally funny! i love it lol

Comment score: 1  

Posted by girliepie Jun 04, 2006

FUNNY!

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Posted by qwart Jun 05, 2006

funny

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Posted by qwart Jun 05, 2006

funny

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Posted by Jeni_Music_Girl Jun 23, 2006

wow, she is BLONDE

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