Calculators


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Joke ID#11275
Funny (3.03)
Rating (0.52)
CategoryBlond  
Submitted Bybeecool
Corrected By cubsfan1
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Kurt and Megan (a blonde) were bored in math class and one day when they decided to play "The Calculator Game". I'm sure many people reading this remember it - it's the one where you enter "1 + 1 =" into your calculator and continue pressing the "=" sign. The goal is to see who can get to the highest number while the math teacher is talking. Bring back any memories? Anyways, Kurt and Megan waited until the teacher started talking, and the contest was on! Fingers were pushing the "=" sign like mad. A hour and a half later, Kurt and Megan compared results. Kurt showed his number: 5,318,008. Megan said, "I don't get it. I was feeling so clever and I thought I'd play a trick on you, but I'm still at 1!!!"

"Well, what trick did you play?" Said Kurt.

Megan said, "I know that multiplication makes numbers bigger than addition does, so instead of pushing 1 + 1 =, =, =, =, ..., I pushed 1 x 1 = = = = =..."




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Posted by beecool Apr 24, 2006

Enter Kurt's number into your calculator and turn it upside down...an old elementary school joke...

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Math_freak Apr 30, 2006

FUN-EEE!

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Posted by Celanba May 05, 2006

You're so goofy!!!

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Posted by coolhndsme Jun 02, 2006

very funny

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Posted by DanceSp5 Jun 02, 2006

omg totally funny lol

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Posted by MissSmartySkort Jun 02, 2006

super funny!!!! lol

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Posted by LOL_Jordana_LOL Jun 04, 2006

lol funny

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Posted by qwart Jun 05, 2006

i love blond jokes...

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Posted by Jeni_Music_Girl Jun 23, 2006

i heard this one and i thought it was the funniest joke on the planet...still is!

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Posted by alohagirl612 Jun 04, 2007

omg that is the best joke.. totally hilarious i LOVE it

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Posted by Daydreamer Jul 14, 2011

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