Oh! My Heart!


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Joke ID#11203
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Submitted ByCelanba
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An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed options with his doctor. The doctor said, "We have three possible donors. The first is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident. The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died flying his private jet. The third is an attorney who died after practicing law for 30 years. Which do you want?"

"I'll take the attorney's heart," said the patient.

After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the donor he did.

"It was easy," said the patient, "I wanted a heart that hadn't been used."




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Posted by jhlcc Apr 18, 2006

that was a good one.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Celanba Apr 21, 2006

Than-q

Comment score: 3  

Posted by girliepie Jun 03, 2006

true, true... My friends dad is a lawyer and he is a real jerk!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Question_Sleep Jun 10, 2006

Now that's just mean... But the lawyers deserve it! Good one! XD

Comment score: 2  

Posted by timmycool Jun 12, 2006

hey, my dads a lawyer!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by Celanba Jun 19, 2006

I'm sorry, jimmycool, I didn't mean to heart your feelings. *offers a hug*

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Posted by Celanba Jun 21, 2006

Oh whoops, I meant timmycool.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by hubluza Jun 21, 2006

no jimmy is cool timmy is gay

Comment score: -1  

Posted by Celanba Jun 21, 2006

hubluza, what's wrong with you? I just saw what you tried to change MY joke to. If you have issues with people don't involve me in it!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by hubluza Jun 21, 2006

which of your jokes did i do what to

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Posted by Celanba Jun 23, 2006

You tried to write an insult about timmycool in the title of this joke didn't you?

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Posted by hubluza Jun 23, 2006

no but now i will

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Posted by Celanba Jun 28, 2006

WHO DID THIS TO MY JOKE??????? I'M SO TICKED OFF!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by hubluza Jun 29, 2006

sorry i did that during the war and it got through SOMEHOW

Comment score: -1  

Posted by hubluza Jun 29, 2006

AND HOW THE H-E-DOBLE HOCKEY STICKS DID PPL VOTE YES ON THIS??? WE HAVE STOOPID EDITORS

Comment score: -1  

Posted by Celanba Jun 30, 2006

Thanx for apologizing, hubluza, I guess I'm not mad at you anymore. Why'd you do it, though?

Comment score: 0  

Posted by hubluza Jun 30, 2006

cuz i did that during the "war" and i wanted a new attack metod again sorry

Comment score: 0  

Posted by hotsexygirl13 Jul 29, 2006

hey mister! my dad is a lawyer and he uses his heart alot!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by hubluza Jul 30, 2006

its a JOKE

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Celanba Aug 05, 2006

hotsexygirl, first of all, I'm a girl, secondly, it is just a joke. It's not even one I made up. I wanted some points and it wasn't on this sight yet. If you get offended so easily, you should steer clear of the lawyer section.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by hubluza Aug 05, 2006

yeah totally steer clear of the lawer section

Comment score: -1  

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