Surprise


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TRUE STORY

My boyfriend decided to invite me over to his home one day.

When I arrived, I was hoping we would be alone. When I got in, it was dark, except for the room we were in and I couldn't hear any noise, so I guessed we were.

We started to make out until he grabbed my hand and brought me upstairs, covering my eyes and saying; "I have a surprise for you, why don't you make yourself a little more comfortable."

Of course, I took that as a hint that he wanted sex, and he left saying he'd be back in five minutes.

So I took off my clothes, sitting on his bed. Five minutes later, he called me to come out into the room next door to his room. I walked out proudly and walked into another room naked... and saw three shocked faces looking upon my body. He didnt tell me the surprise was he wanted me to meet his parents!




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Posted by joke_lover_101 Apr 23, 2006

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Battery Jun 22, 2006

Are any of your jokes not true stories?

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Posted by girliepie Jun 22, 2006

Is it true?

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Posted by girliepie Jun 22, 2006

Oh, oops! I didn't read the first line!

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Posted by lostinspace Jun 29, 2006

one of my jokes isn't

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