Texan's New Car


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Joke ID#11147
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Submitted Byenderofgames
Corrected By schatzy228
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Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back."

"Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he walks in, I'm sure all he'll say is hello."

"I know Tex better than either of you," said the third. "He's so smart, he'll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now." Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, "Audi, partners!"




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Posted by schatzy228 Apr 11, 2006

very punny

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Posted by honey_11 May 17, 2006

lol nice

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Posted by locked_in_hell Aug 28, 2006

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Posted by joy2chipmunk Nov 10, 2006

soo funny! i had 2 comment!! ROFLOLMAO!!

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