Directors Cut

Joke ID#11028
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Submitted Byfaraaz
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A Director said to the actress: "You have to jump from 100 feet into a swimming pool."

Actress: "But I dont know how to swim."

Director: "I know, that's why I removed all the water from the swimming pool."

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Posted by Elementsk8r Apr 25, 2006

I liked it! It was funny! Atleast i'm not a MATH_FREAK.............................. comment on mi jokes!

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Posted by rosie Jun 23, 2006

that joke was ok

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Posted by hubluza Jun 29, 2006

math freak all u do is insult others jokes and copliment yours

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