Warning... These are Racist Jokes....


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Joke ID#10955
Funny (1.95)
Rating (1.72)
CategoryInsults  
Submitted Byxxpsycho37xx
Corrected By schatzy228
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How do you keep a black man from jumping on your bed?
-Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why don't black people dream anymore?
-Because the last one that did got shot.

How do you keep five black men from raping a white woman?
-Give them a basketball.

What do you call black ladies' abortions?
-Crimestoppers

What do you say if you see your tv floating in the middle of the night?
-"Drop it nigga!"

Whats wrong with four Mexicans dying in an Impala?
-An Impala can hold five.




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Posted by rdiggity Mar 30, 2006

they're pretty good SIKE they're great

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Posted by Celanba Apr 04, 2006

Psycho, what's wrong with you? Why would you make jokes like these, they're NOT funny!

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Posted by honey_11 Apr 06, 2006

that is stupid! they aren't even jokes...that's horrible what's the matter with you?

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Posted by hubluza Jun 21, 2006

a little racist

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Posted by akl21 Aug 13, 2006

I agree with you all, but they are in the Insults category.

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Posted by hubluza Aug 14, 2006

wait disregard my previous comment, these are funny

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Posted by nogakat Mar 09, 2007

I don't care about the warning. mean jokes are mean jokes and this is just plain mean.

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Posted by Giglez Mar 20, 2007

i feel reall hurt by these seeing that i am black... there was no need to use nigga in it and blacks are not the only ones with crime or steal..... i give it TWO BLACK THUMBS DOWN

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Posted by hubluza Mar 31, 2007

Theyare funny

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Posted by comedygrl2004 Apr 04, 2007

HEY IM BLACK...I STOPPED FOR A MINUTE AND THOUGHT THATS F*CKED UP BUT COMEDY IS COMEDY IF YOURE REALLY NOT A RACIAL BUTT HOLE WITH IT. AND I DONT TAKE IT TO BE SO,AND I MUST SAY THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY LMAO

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