Marriage Facts


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Joke ID#10939
Funny (2.15)
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byhotsexygirl13
Corrected By Celanba
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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.




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Posted by coolhndsme Mar 27, 2006

very funny

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