Gas Station-UFO

Joke ID#10902
Funny (2.95)
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Submitted Byblondesluv2shop
Corrected By DennysGirl
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A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with
shock, his young, blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and then waved to the two aliens as they took off. "Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally
uttered. "Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde. "So?" "Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!" "Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?" "Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!" The blonde attendant rolled her eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been working here for five years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means - it means 'Unleaded Fuel Only'.

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Posted by coolhndsme Mar 27, 2006

very clever

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Posted by shimmermaid Apr 29, 2006


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Posted by agoodin May 08, 2006


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Posted by j_mon Apr 28, 2007

Of course!

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Posted by MansyP May 22, 2007

i dont mean to sound dumb..but i dont get it..can sum1 please explain..??

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Posted by Fathead Sep 27, 2008

UFO actually stands for "unidentified flying object" - usually a flying saucer, or spaceship. Thing is, though, the blonde's reasoning was much better, because if it's a spaceship, clearly isn't not "unidentified"!

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