Suicide


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Joke ID#10899
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byansh93
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A man is running out of his large office building when his boss spots him and asks him what he is doing.
The man replies, "My wife called me and she says she is going to jump out our window and commit suicide."
The boss realizes that this is a good excuse, but says, "Well, by the time you get home, won't it be too late?"
The man says, "Nah, I'm just going to open the window for her."




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Posted by hicklover01 Mar 28, 2006

sounds like your typical male.

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