The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart


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Submitted Byglittagrrl
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50° Fahrenheit (10° C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) - Italian Cars won't start. Canadians drive withthe windows down.

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) American water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadianspull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) Ethyl alcohol Freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenhei t (-295° C) Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.




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Posted by EnderofGames Mar 20, 2006

Funny, and so true.

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Posted by poof09 Mar 23, 2006

mnice

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Posted by hicklover01 Mar 30, 2006

Good One!!!

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Posted by schatzy228 Apr 05, 2006

VERY FUNNY ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,goes into favs

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Posted by coolhndsme Jun 16, 2006

very funy

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 16, 2006

LOL! Nice!

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Posted by Fathead Sep 02, 2007

I've heard this before. How clever. There are at least two variations on the theme of, "Hell just froze over, I guess [insert team here] just won the finals."

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Posted by leaffan4life Sep 03, 2007

The last one is so sad to me but so true at the same time. Nice Joke

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