The Hermaphrodite

Joke ID#10853
Funny (2.79)
Rating (0.77)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byirishflower
Corrected By schatzy228
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One day, in a hospital, a doctor walked into a womans room, looking very serious. "There's something wrong with your baby", he said. the woman bolted upright. "Tell me! What's wrong with my baby?" The doctor looked her straight in the eye and told her, "Your child is a hermaphrodite." "A herma-whatta?" she asked. "The baby has the, um, most important parts of both a boy and a girl." The woman turned pale. It was silent for a few moments, and she said, "So, you're saying its a guy with a brain?!?!?!"

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Posted by irishflower Mar 20, 2006

sorry if sombody else already did this joke, i was sure sombody must have since its a pretty common joke, but i couldn't find it so i subbmitted it

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Posted by schatzy228 Mar 20, 2006

So, you're saying the mom was a blonde?

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Posted by glittagrrl Mar 21, 2006

No just that it is a guy who has an actual brain!

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Posted by irishflower Mar 23, 2006

glittagrrl has it right its kind mean to guys but you know its funny for girls

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Posted by EnderofGames Mar 26, 2006

All of these jokes are mean to one or another, that's why they're here.

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Posted by boodler Apr 27, 2006

You can't make an omelette without making an omelette - er

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Posted by shimmermaid Jun 04, 2006

I think men have brains. Actually, this wasn't as funny and witty as your's normally are, irishflower...not so funny

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Posted by irishflower Jun 06, 2006

sorry shimer maid i was kind of angry when i posted this joke

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