The Hermaphrodite
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One day, in a hospital, a doctor walked into a womans room, looking very serious. "There's something wrong with your baby", he said. the woman bolted upright. "Tell me! What's wrong with my baby?" The doctor looked her straight in the eye and told her, "Your child is a hermaphrodite." "A herma-whatta?" she asked. "The baby has the, um, most important parts of both a boy and a girl." The woman turned pale. It was silent for a few moments, and she said, "So, you're saying its a guy with a brain?!?!?!"
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Posted by irishflower
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Mar 20, 2006 |
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sorry if sombody else already did this joke, i was sure sombody must have since its a pretty common joke, but i couldn't find it so i subbmitted it  |
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Posted by schatzy228
 
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Mar 20, 2006 |
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So, you're saying the mom was a blonde? |
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Posted by glittagrrl
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Mar 21, 2006 |
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No just that it is a guy who has an actual brain! |
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Posted by irishflower
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Mar 23, 2006 |
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glittagrrl has it right its kind mean to guys but you know its funny for girls  |
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Posted by EnderofGames
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Mar 26, 2006 |
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All of these jokes are mean to one or another, that's why they're here. |
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Posted by boodler
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Apr 27, 2006 |
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You can't make an omelette without making an omelette - er  |
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Posted by shimmermaid
 
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Jun 04, 2006 |
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I think men have brains. Actually, this wasn't as funny and witty as your's normally are, irishflower...not so funny
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Posted by irishflower
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Jun 06, 2006 |
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sorry shimer maid i was kind of angry when i posted this joke |
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