Off to Bed With Ya


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Joke ID#1085
Funny (1.63)
Rating (0.85)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By markmonnin
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One night Aggie says to George "Think I'll go to bingo the night
George... when I'm gone you make sure the youngsters get in and
go to bed"

Now George and Aggie had thirteen kids the last time they counted.
So when Aggie went off to bingo, George went out and made the
youngsters come in and get to bed. For about three or four hours,
one little boy kept crying and crying, so George takes off up
with a split and hits the floor, the little boy cries harder and
harder.

George sputters out "What are you bawling about?"

The little boy replies "I want to go to me own home."




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