Stupid Cat

Joke ID#10821
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Submitted Byorange_syrup
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My cat is crazy. I had just sat down to eat my hot dog when she jumped in my lap. She scared the crap out of me. I mean, I literally screamed. Then I'm like, "Whatever." and I went back to my hot dog. Then I felt something sharp on my fingers. That stupid thing was biting me! Poor thing just wanted some food.

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 21, 2006

i have a cat to, and if that happend to me she would take the hotdog and run!!!

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 21, 2006

sorry too

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Posted by orange_syrup May 26, 2006

if you guys don't like my jokes stop reading them

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Posted by DanceSp5 Jun 13, 2006

ur jokes r feeling funny! keep it up!

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Posted by Sassy_101 Jul 04, 2006

ok normally I am a follower of your jokes but come on, it didn't even make sense as a joke- just as a quirky little story

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